Bleeding from several wounds, this poor fire-gigant has fallen quite near a silly tyre. It is a sad end to a long life which brought abundant joy to a flaming heart. Now that he is dead, we can instead discuss the reasons for his all too early death. Im joking of course, this is not a gigant, and that is not a tyre. This is a soldier who has been attacked by the diabolical Homo Pyronensis, an evil subspecies of the offensive units branch.
This is the first time the a Pyro has ever been photographed without his mask while wearing his mask. This stunning photography may upset sensitive viewers, and we are very sorry about that. (A warning not to look at this photography will be posted at the end of this article)
Thank you, and good night.
And dont look at the photo of the Pyro!