This is an open letter which we at hb0da have composed for Mr. Pyro at Pyrorockstar.com in an effort to bring more understanding and glorious gallantness into the world of TF2. The truth however is that it is not WE at hb0da who have composed it, but I at hb0da. They would never help out. They are… horrible. Horribly little beasts in hb0da-clothes. They will burn in hell for not helping me compose this letter:
Dear Mr. Pyro
For much longer than anyone can remember now, you have tormented us with your constant flaming and masked rubber laughter, time and time again. We have had it. From now on we DEMAND a nicer tone of voice, a replacement of the flamethrower with something nicer, like a water thrower, or candy thrower. The axe hurts a lot, and we DEMAND that you replace it with a woolen coat (made from materials which do not present a threat to global warming).
In addition to this, we demand that you stop associating yourself with medics and take a firm stand against pyro-crits,
homosexuals, blacks and jews. If you do not comply with our demands, we demand that you comply with them! We DEMAND it! This is not a threat, but we do expect you to concider the consequenses to your refusal. We do not look kindly upon petfood.Apart from that, good job on your website bloggy thingy. It is a blessing to the web and a disaster striking the silly bloggers who take themselves too seriously. Death to them and their petfood. Thanks to your blog, we can live a happier life, in more fresh, and minty understanding, free from war, famine, petfood and other terrible afflictions that this world suffers so greatly from. Bless the pyro! BLESS PYRO! BLESS PYRO!
Let us feel the warmth of your presence, let us bathe in the bliss of your primary weapon. But lay off the medic!
Petfood.
Sincerely
// hb0da
This letter has not been tested on petfood or other furry little animals.