This is a tutorial for how to conquer Gravelpit… FROM THE BLUE TEAM!
As you might understand, this is a very difficult process which demands nothing less than genocide, genetic experimentation and a lot of wallhacking, but most of all, a fat wallet and a lot of politicians in your pocket.
The main problem in taking Gravelpit from the blue team is that it is not possible to take the spawnpoint of Blu, or to retake CP’s already taken by Blu. So how is it done? It isnt. But with some imagination, and a crystal ball, we can see the future of TF2, when the corporate state has overthrown the social solidarity and begins to corrupt the set rules of the world we know. The mining corporations will favour the red team, which is employed by them to protect the gravel production. Bribes, lobbism and financo-political contributions will soon sway the courts to revoke the rights of Blu and unlock the taken CP’s. Soon the limitations of access to the Blu spawn area will be seen as discriminatory, in the light of Red’s spawn area not enjoying the same priviliges.
A politically propelled genocide of Blu will take place, while the eyes of the public is distracted by the buzzing media and its slave-states. Is this the future we want? Possibly, but remember – next round… YOU ARE BLU!!
