For those not willing to follow the Assembly Summer 2010 live coverage on the mainstream, commercial sites (Onlinegamer, Cadred, Vanilla etc.) hb0da will offer a free public service super supreme coverage of the event, with daunting information and mindless scribble that will make your avantgarde-alternative-creative-artistic-above-average minds bleed.
You just wait and see. This will be great.
Today we defeated GoT3 in yet another mind-blinding ETF2L AFS encounter. Obliterating the nice dutchies with 5-0 on both maps we felt a greater sense of teamplay than ever before. This is a good thing. Yay.
Screens that show just how good we are.
Gentlemen.
C’est un peu la conclusion de cette saison, depuis le début de notre investigation sur les fameux “LOL” de l’ESWC débutée en Décembre 2009, nous avons eu le plus grand mal à obtenir des réponses à nos questions auprès de l’organisateur opérationnel de l’événement, KOMPANIET Communication. Aujourd’hui c’est Jean-Marie WEQO, propriétaire de la marque ESWC et principal investisseur qui a accepté de nous répondre. Il souhaite tourner la page sur les erreurs de cette année et nous parle de sa vision du secteur et des perspectives de la marque dans les années à venir.
Good Afternoon Mister weqou, thanks for meeting us. First of all can you introduce yourself, how did you succeed in life ?
- Myself programmed me for it.
How did you get into electronic sport ?
- Carefully.
What first conclusion do you draw from the event ?
- I don’t know anything about it.
Where do billing problems came from with Réseau Local ? What about the cash prize bank guaranty ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
In December 2009, how did you heard about Stéphane Cosse and the project he was bearing ? Can you talk about why Stéphane sold you its stake in Games Solution ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
Still in December, we learned about the divorce between Lan Alliance and the ESWC, why didn’t you reach a deal ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
You’re not afraid to invest in a sector which always lost money ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
You’ve seen the NSP for two days after the world cup, will the International be one of the main leverage of the new generation ESWC ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
What is the partner that had to be announced during the closing ceremony of the ESWC, is it about Qatar ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
You registered many trademarks of French or International Electronic Sports Federation, are you expecting to launch them at short term or a longer term ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
What’s the capitalistic future for Games Solution, are you expecting more investors in your capital ?
No answer given by reclusive weqo.
yay!
Since POOCAP had to go on a holiday trip to the moon for 3 weeks, we have brought back former hb0da member MORF into our ranks. He will be playing with us on tuesday.
He will be playing with this wonderful avatar.
Now
Here is a screenshot straight from morfs latest frag movie, due to be released in the next few years. We dont know what this filter is called, but it looks quite original.
Tonight we play a sweet sweet game against sweet sweet 9 men. No line-up is yet confirmed, but presumably, everyone will show up in time for this fantastic game. Otherwise we will probably be rather lossy.
Enjoy the match info right here: http://etf2l.org/matches/19686/
Maps are Obscure and Badlands.
———-result————–
We won 5-0 on Badlands and 5-1 on Obscure.
and to conclude
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Tonight h.bastards, the bastard offspring of busty brats hb0da, play their first game of ETF2L AFS, the summer edition of ETF2L. Our merry crew will play a game of TF2 against hat rolling monoclists from among other countries, notorious anti-refugee nation Denmark and the generally super-silly fishnation of Norway.
Our line-up is expected to be our already stated one, and we are ready by all measures for this first test of tactical prowess.
Match info can be found here: http://etf2l.org/teams/9240/
Good luck to us!
——————- Result ——————-
We won, 3-2 on Obscure and 2-0 on Gravelpit.
And we made some friends. Below are the 3 scoreboards of the game.
aka. Robinjo
Previously announced hb0da reform failed horribly, but we have not given up. We will continue to play with a slightly different lineup in this summer season of ETF2L (AFS). Sadly san and Bananen do not have time to play and have therefor been replaced. Kowalski has been benched as well. Massive recruitment from summer-idle Team Onlinegamer took place, and, apart from ulv himself (being original hb0da), mb and q were brought in. POOCAP of course returns as un-original, but still classic hb0da-scout. To complete the line-up, experienced Dr.Leon is borrowed for also summer-idling FakkelBrigade, and finnish soldier Zoob, known from Lokalen public servers and the mostly finnish Highlander-team which defeated broder in the famous 6on9 game earlier this spring.
Here is the current and official line-up.
ulv (main medic, alternative soldier) POOCAP (scout)
Dr.Leon (Demoman/Soldier, alternative scout) mb (scout/sniper, alternative demoman) q (main soldier, alternative demoman/scout)
zoob (soldier)Backups: kowalski, Bananen, san + Jazzman (offroster) for random mercing!
P.S. Since the line-up is not a “true” hb0da lineup, the team has been renamed “h.bastards”. The team is only ment to last for the summer.
I frillan och villan påträffades ett gäng hb0da-guys in a festivus of food and drink that lasted from early morn until late night. The first day was the most populated with as many as 7 eager mind-teens, circling around the carcass of acquaintance.
First up in the gallery is the haircut boy from rough west side challan.
Swiftly followed up by wicked volative Carlos – The super spy.
Going from one picture to the next, we discover famous-faced Badlands-wookie of the wilderness. It took the man nearly 9 hours to become chemically unstable, and by then, it was already too late. Too late for most things. Nattgibb! This tale is now officially off track.
We move on. Super duper thunder blunder. At a loss for words, and worlds, this picture finds our hell the what guy well and kicking. Time to fly under the radar now.
Super-frat boy Max the man, spotted here, walking away from a rendez-vouz! Lives were risked taking this photo. Also ears for formely mentioned smurfs.
Too cool to be captured on film. This is the coolest cat on digital media. Ever.
Lê grànde fínalë. The infamous Shambler!
All photos © hb0da, 2010
We would like to publicly apologize to weqo for insinuating he was behind the horrific ugly-post on vanilla, which we recently raised our pulses about. Though he had been involved in the making of the article, it was not his intention to have it published so horridly ugly, and is therefor, in our eyes, not to blame.
All the blame rests on the norwegian Art Director. (!)
